06/25/07

Local band Ivory Wire rockers Chuck Gladfelter and Robert Byrne were seen moonlighting as roadies at Wrigleyville's Club Metro.  One of our staff photographers took these exclusive shots during load-in and load-out for that night's headliner, Chicago band EXO. 

Sources close to the band say that poor merchandise sales, due primarily to the sluggish economy, have forced the band's drummer and pimp daddy, Henry Jansen, to whore-out his bandmates to rival Chicago bands.  Henry (not pictured) was spotted relaxing near the sound board during load-out and narrowly escaped being photographed by throwing his ice-cold, refreshing, Miller Genuine Draft Budweiser onto our staff photographer's camera.